Sunday, September 27, 2009

Worst Excuse Ever

Man Blames Child Porn on his Cat

In a strange variation of the "dog ate my homework" a 48 year old man in Jensen Beach, Florida, blamed his cat for the child pornography on his computer.

I's sorry for not updating... very busy...

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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

It's a new school year



Yeah, I got nothing. So sue me.

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Sunday, September 06, 2009

Because I like cute things



Still not as cute as I am.

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Saturday, September 05, 2009

And I interrupt this hiatus to just post something from XKCD

Yeah, that's pretty much how my job works.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

Our public discourse can be really really sad...

This isn't much of a parody:


Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

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Saturday, August 15, 2009

A stupid moment

Now when I call my boss "pervy" and the 8th reincarnation of Hitler, I do so safely behind the anonymity that is this blog because I never have ever given it to her as a joke and she would never infer that it is me here anyways so I am safe to refer to her as the antichrist and "John Denver" as much as I want without fear of retribution. In any case most of this blog is lies anyways, so I can just claim that I'm having a lark when I refer to her as an abomination against God and country and it is totally in no way representative about my deep and dark hatred for her in every fibre of my being.

Or something like that.

Anyways, I think I may actually have a point or something because of this story:

A woman in Britain being called "Lindsay" made a big one this week, and it cost her her job.

First, she came home after a hard day and, rather than complaining to the cat, decided to do it on the web.

Lindsay opened up her Facebook account and posted a fairly vulgar description of her boss.

"OMG, I HATE MY JOB!" Lindsay wrote. "My boss is a total pervvy wanker always making me do s--- stuff." Mistake No. 2.

Look, Facebook is all super awesome and that but just as a reminder be careful what you post there. The boss in question was her friend on facebook, read the post and fired her.

I guess my caution is not only be careful what you post on your profile (mine contains 25% truth at all times) but also don't treat it as a private conversation. My wall posts are a lot more harmless than my email and private messages 'cause well people other than my closest friends can read them.

Anyways just wanted to warn you and give you a dose of schadenfreude

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wow

Just watch



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